The Ideal Family Photograph

The ideal family photograph is a pastiche of church architecture. The mother and the father are the two main steeples, with the two or three children being the lesser triangles forming the entrance and stained glass windows, the spangles of the church. A baby in their mother’s arms is a protruding minaret of sorts (with the vocal aspect and all), and the dog at the father’s foot is the garden at the entrance.